Posted by fridaynightrants on January 21, 2012

Topics:
- No Jason
- Mike doesn't own a corkscrew
- New Year's recap/ Resolutions
- Someone's living in Steve's old place/ where have you lived?
- Steve's fitness assessment takes a weird turn
- Home for the holidays
- CT isn't really bald
- LA arsonist
- Indiana bill about school prayer
- SOPA
- Congress doesn't know what they are talking about, old people vs computers
- Making porn illegal
Woo/Poo: End of the world!
Posted by fridaynightrants on January 20, 2012
Topics:
- Count vs Baron
- Gamepro fucks up on it's way out of existence
- Pennies and new Canada monies
- Good news, updated bible
- Occupy tax percentages and the income tax fallacy
- Doing the little things, underwear, commenting, showing work
- Headplant plank
- Arranged marriages for minimum wage/ single?
Woo/Poo: Homeopathic Arsenicum!
Posted by fridaynightrants on January 19, 2012

Topics:
Woo/Poo: Ionic Foot Bath!
Posted by fridaynightrants on December 1, 2011

Topics:
- Count vs Baron
- Kardashian "Marriage"
- Gaddafi (Sodomized?!)
- Original Matrix
- Paternity
- Occupy Oakland
- Halloween & Razor Blades
- In God We Trust
- Band of Brothers lock in
- Beat Time and DST
- Anon and Facebook
- Do we have favorite episodes?
- Thursday Night Rants
- Single?
Woo/Poo: IQUIM classes!
Posted by fridaynightrants on October 21, 2011

- Mike
- Charles
- Steve
- Jason (eventually)
Topics:
Woo/Poo: Resonance Crystal Healing!
Posted by fridaynightrants on October 11, 2011

Topics:
- Mike hates printers
- Jason's Birthday
- Intuition/Gut vs. Logic
- Neutrinos
- Gamers vs. AIDS
- Can CT eat a quarter million dollars worth of food a year?
- Prayer is cheap
- Israel
- Texas sucks at politics
Woo/Poo: Resonance Crystal Healing!
Posted by fridaynightrants on September 27, 2011

Topics:
- Mike hate Cadillacs
- Krokadil, the new Russian Drug
- Kumail Nanjiani tells us about Cheese, via ponies
- Hooker asses
- Getting racked
- Throwing farts and snoring
- Mike chokes himself
- Scar Jo and nude modeling
- Reunions and retards
- Upside down lesbians - Hot and NSFW
Woo/Poo: Mustika and Pearls and Bezoars Stones!
Posted by fridaynightrants on September 8, 2011

Topics:
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Crash Dieting
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A variety of turduckens
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Jon Finkel and Alyssa Bereznek
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Online Dating
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Must have and full stops
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Would you let your wife camwhore?
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George Lucas is fucking up
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The awesome Star Wars reviews:
Woo/Poo: Theta Healing!
Posted by fridaynightrants on August 24, 2011

- Jason
- Mike
- Charles
- Steve
- Robert "Our Own Fighting Jack" Boudi
Topics:
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Mike talks lightsabres
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CT's story gets completely derailed when Mike sends us a link to porn
- Here is that porn link: pinklab.com Warning. Don't click this unless you have time and privacy to masturbate
- Hell, here's a related lightsabre porn picture
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Steve gets into keyboards
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The Boudi wedding story
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Porn in LA
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Our Own Fighting Jack stops by
- Rule 34
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I'm not including the testicles in an anus porn link. If you're curious enough, I'm sure you could find it
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Family drinking,Indiana and rights
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Steve can't remember to call Our Own Fighting Jack by his preferred prefix
- Police stuff and jury duty
Woo/Poo: Quantum Life App!
Posted by fridaynightrants on August 16, 2011

Ranters:
Topics:
- CT bets Steve a dollar
- Being a wealth of information in the age of smartphones and Google
- The most important lesson in IT
- How porn has changed modern sexuality
- Smoking after sex
- Kicking kids out of the house
- Jason's imaginary friend
- CT reads to us in his Bears, Butterflies & Sprinkles voice
- Texas prayer for rain
- Our prayer GPS
Woo Poo: Syncro Destiny Empowerment Workshop!
Posted by fridaynightrants on August 11, 2011

Ranters:
Topics:
- Blue Moon now comes in a can
- Steve is mad and it's his fault
- Mike's Scottish Pint 1 2 3 4 5
- David O'Hara
- What would you do with billions to help a community?
- Steve's Fun Sunday idea
- Mike dodges answering a hypothetical
- Spoiled people
- Voltron and Pangea
- Mike knocks charities
- Childhood toys, lies and torture
Woo Poo: Marishi Vedic School!
Posted by fridaynightrants on August 2, 2011

Ranters:
- Jason
- Mike
- Charles
- Steve
- Lauren
Topics:
- Steve had a birthday
- Stolen election '04
- CT has large blanks in his connection
- Putting a celebrity arbitration panel together
- Boudi's wife shows up
- Smart celebrities
- How Jason and Lauren met
- STD testing and the video Steve saw
- Jewelry for males
- Do weapons belong on bedroom walls?
Woo Poo: Quantum Touch Therapy!
Posted by fridaynightrants on July 25, 2011
We tried and failed to record a show this week. Our excuses all suck, so we beg for your forgiveness. If you need to vent your frustrations, please email us at fridaynightrants@gmail.com
:(
Posted by fridaynightrants on July 20, 2011

Ranters:
Topics:
- Mike hates water chestnuts
- Debbie is our first emailer
- Shows we would watch if we had the time
- Bangbus News
- Pastafarian Equality
- George Bush History
- Carmageddon and the fastest we've ever driven
- KKB
- Nietchze + Christians
- Bachmann/ Palin
- Creepy pope
- Can we outdrink our dads?
- Mike's fridge (pic incoming)
- Power Hour
Woo Poo: Palmreading!
Posted by fridaynightrants on July 13, 2011

Ranters:
Topics:
- Google Plus
- Tax evasion day
- No in-law controversy at the Boudi gatherings
- Justin Timberlake & Myspace
- Esoteric game systems
- Casey Anthony
- George Bush racism rehash
- Societal education rehash
- Taxes
- Mad Lib!
Woo Poo: Chi!
Posted by fridaynightrants on July 3, 2011
Posted by fridaynightrants on June 25, 2011

Ranters:
Topics:
- CT is FNRants' Twilight guru
- "Mormon" bubble porn: 1 2 3
- Monogamy
- Gaydar and mirrors
- Hormone therapy questions
- Steve speaks through a tin can
- We start talking about pharmaceuticals, but end up talking about pot
- The ROLOS story
- Santa fibs
- Greased pole foreshadowing
- Sunday school critical thinking
Woo/ Poo: Some Quantum Photon Crap!
Posted by fridaynightrants on June 19, 2011

Ranters:
Topics:
- Steve's mic has been spiking for some reason, so we edited out what we could. Apologies all around.
- Anon feedback gives Mike Screwed Hookers
- Blue laws are bullshit
- War on drugs and abstract concepts
- Boudi's wife starts listening to the show
- lulzsec
- Virtual french kiss and Chinese Sperm Robot [NSFW]
- New Hampshire man sets himself on fire. He left this letter. (long pdf)
- Gender discrimination and slutwalks
- GI Joe and Transformer discussion
Woo/ Poo: Emmanuel Baptist Church Pamphlet!
http://ebckey.org/ministries.asp#OUTREACH
Posted by fridaynightrants on June 11, 2011

Ranters:
Topics:
- Mike is drinking Natty Ice. Natty. Fucking. Ice.
- Giles Corey
- Witches and a new mythos
- Steve tries to emulate Thor using Excel
- Public service warning about Jalapeños
- Does that surname Weiner make you predisposed to whip it out?
- Politicians, old people, new media and butt-dials
- Asian drivers and double racism
- Beards... both kinds
Woo/ Poo: Texas Prayer Power!
Posted by fridaynightrants on June 6, 2011

Ranters:
Topics:
Woo/ Poo: Astrology Surgery!